I'm asked frequently why I have a nose ring. Here is a list of reasons why.
10. To detract from my crooked smile and yellow teeth
9. I’m too fat for my wedding ring so my nose ring fills in until I can wear it again
8. The wild oat I needed to sow
7. I need some sparkle in my life
6. Do I really need a reason?
5. So I can pick my nose in public and say “I’m just adjusting my nose ring.” ;)
4. To make it easier to tell left from right
3. I’m cool and hip (Okay, maybe not!) ;)
2. I do, infact, need another hole in my head
1. I wanted to
2 comments:
Great Reasons! You are SO Cool! May fav is to pick your nose in public...that sounds like you!
Love the list! I guess I need to come up with a list before I get my belly ring, huh? ;)
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